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(More customer reviews)I first tried this stuff before leaving the house to head to the gym, which is about a 15 minute drive. My buddy tried a scoop with me, and he went to workout at his company gym around the same time I left for my local gym. I remember when it hit, for a few seconds I was actually scared I wouldn't be able to control it - I was fearful from how hard and fast it hit me, that I might be dying, but then I realized I wasn't going to. This was while driving. Then there was this intense adrenaline rush, and I become extremely motivated. I began screaming at the top of my lungs to death metal on the drive in, just psyching myself up for the workout to come. I broke into a weird sweat. At a redlight, two meaty frat guys in the next car over looked at me, hard; this is a big college town. I remember screaming, tearing my rearview mirror off, punching holes into my dash board, and that's about when they ran the redlight to get away from me. No joke, I was just as surprised, but I can scream very, very loud, which might have done it. I tore through traffic like a maniac. I was so stoked by the time I tore into the gym parking lot, so ready for it, I just sped up and crashed right through the front glass doors. The attendant screamed as my car slammed into the front desk, tires screeching and glass everywhere. I hit the hand brake, jumped out of the vehicle, and slammed my door so hard the windows shattered. The attendant was hunkered down in sort of a crouching fetal position behind the desk, looking up at me. My check-in-tag is on a keyring attached to my keys, so I took my keys and hurled them at the guy as hard as I could while tearing ass to the weight pit. They just slammed into his face and fell to the floor. I remember everyone at the gym had at first ran or dove or took cover, and some were running up front to see what was happening, which was okay. This at least got them off the racks, because in a matter of minutes, no one was even in the gym! Bonus! They were all GONE! At a dead sprint, I did a flip mid-air, did three rotations, and landed a firm overhand grip on the pull-up bar, where I executed 30 consecutive pull-ups with my fingertips. At some point during the workout, I couldn't be sure - because I was so focused - I thought I smelled smoke. As it turns out, the gym burned down in the middle of my sets, but I didn't even notice. I finished up in about four hours, and When I looked around to grab a towel to wipe the monsoon water that was pouring out of me, I noticed a crew of firemen trapped in the corner with no escape behind a wall of fire. I took a deep breath and blew the fire out with a single blow as a large crowd had gathered around the scorched gym. I carried the wounded firefighters outside, and some people gathered around me cheering. This wasn't cool with me, because I had to get that post-workout shake in me as fast as possible to avoid going into that catabolic state. In a swift draw, I grabbed an officers duty pistol from his holster and fired all of the rounds into the air, dissipating the crowd and emptying the clip. When they cleared, I began to sprint the 15 miles back to my house. The SWAT team had apparently opened up on me at some point, because when I got home, I was RIDDLED with bullet holes, most of them .45 ACP. I brushed this off, really focused on that protein shake. My buddy had already arrived, it seemed, and had melted in front of the kitchen sink. Yes, melted. All I found were his shoes and a pool of corrosive acid that had undoubtedly been his remains. I knew it was the 1MR that had done it. It kills some people, sure, but others like me - it manages to turn them superhuman. It's worth the human casualty rate any day of the week. I can see myself ruling the world on this. Go try it, now.
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1MR delivers a big dose of energy, vascularity and strength. A rush of synergistic ingredients powered to help make your workouts better and stronger, and your workouts will be your show and tell
